Hey there, everyone! How are you? Me? I’m FANTABULOUS!

I’m riding on a cloud and nothing can ever bring me down! Lawsuit from Ronin Force? Whatever. Missing ninjas? Who needs ‘em? Crime-fighting/cleaning business going down the tubes? A minor detail.

Why am I so happy? What, you think I need a reason to be fantabulously perky today? Sorry, that was rude of me. Still, I’m really, really happy!

So to make a long story short, and then make it long again, I met the Electrician today.

Yeah, the Electrician. If that’s not Fantabulous, I need to change my name! And I’m not going through that again. So, yes – it is Fantabulous!

For those of you know don’t know, the Electrician is the super-powered, super-manly, super-hot, super-dedicated and super-hot superhero leader of the Mega Powers League, back from before I was born. He ended up disappearing into the OtherTime Zone during the Obfuscated Wars (if you don’t remember them, that means the good guys won!) but now he’s back, and did I mention he’s super-hot? In like a Harrison Ford, Warren Beaty kind of way.

I’ve had a crush on him since forever. We’d crossed paths before, a few weeks ago, when Captain Euchre and I arrested the Salad King, but he and I didn’t talk much – we both played it cool, what with having to deal with a vegetable. And the Salald King.

What I didn’t know, he’s also the Plumber’s dad. Honestly, I had no clue. The two don’t really look all that much alike, especially since the Electrician didn’t age in the Other Time Zone (he’s really handsome by the way. The Electrician, not the Plumber). I was actually over at the Electrician’s house to pick up the cosmically-charged Captain Euchre euchre card the Plumber found, and on the way down to the basement, I stumbled into the Electrician’s muscled, masculine arms, a small gasp emerging from my lungs.

“Who the hell are you?” he growled in that manly, take-no-nonsense way of his. “And what are you doing in my house? Are you one of my useless son’s friends?”

So I said, “I wouldn’t say friends, exactly, Although he has worked for me on occasion, doing the odd jobs for me and my cleaning business, AAA Cleaning. Have you heard of it? Please say you have!” I said, trying not to sound too desperate.

Sadly, he hadn’t heard of my cleaning company, which was a real shame, but the mention of cleaning led him to regale me with stories of his adventures against a team of half janitors/demon summoners he had fought before, which was really cool, and before I knew it, time had flown by!

But in the end, I had to leave and get the euchre card, but assuming the Plumber finds more of them, then I’ll have plenty of excuses to come by for more visits!

And maybe I’ll have a short fuse or two!